2nd Amendment to the Constitution of The United States of America

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

"I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few politicians."
- George Mason (father of the Bill of Rights and The Virginia Declaration of Rights)

Monday, March 11, 2013

Nucking Futs Monday....

Who is the bigger douche of the day?

Hamid Karzai - President of Afghanistan that we put in power that now claims that we are actually working against him and are consorting with the Taliban.  Tell you what "#1 Goat Herder"...we are all just about fed up with even being in your fucking country...how about we take are ball and go home, exactly how long do you think you ass will stay in power then?  We'll take the few Afghans that are actually worth a damn, like Rambo, back home with us and you can tend to the rest.
"What do you mean I have three pointing back towards me?..."

Kim Jong Un - Wow, getting slammed on my blog twice in one week! What an accomplishment...asshole.  First off, to those that say we shouldn't have any concern about countries like Iran getting nuclear weapons, look at North Korea.  A few low level nuclear tests and missile launches over the past years and now this porky fucker wants to cancel the 50+ year old cease fire and continue the Korea War.  Well, come at us fat bastard.  We know this is a play to get us to bow to requests for humanitarian aid or something so you can feed your people and claim that it was "great leader's mercy" that saved them.  Seriously, we are tired from 10+ years of fighting now...but well prepared and trained.  What would you do if a entire US fleet popped off the coast and started carpet bombing your strip of dirt?  Think the Chicoms will help? Doubt it this time....they got as much a stake in regional stability with the West as we do.  And one last thing, you shoot first we're taking Rodman hostage...

Ashley Judd - Sure, if I wasn't married and picked her up in a bar I would take her to a seedy motel and violate her in many, many ways only legal in certain states....but she is uber liberal fucktard and wants to run against Mitch McConnell for the Kentucky senatorial seat he now sits in.  Hey, politics is politics and let the best man, or woman, win, right?  Oh yeah...hey Ashley...you're a citizen of Tennessee not Kentucky, remember?  Its not the first time that residency requirements have been taken lightly.  Remember a certain first lady that all of a sudden switched from being a good 'ol girl from Arkansas to a New York citizen just in time to be elected senator of that liberal bastion of nonsense?  Hey, if people are stupid enough to elect someone that doesn't actually have the history to represent them or their interests...well, we're fucked.  The Libs have been forging ahead with this universal version of a "shining path" that they want all of us to take...at the end of a bayonet if need be.  A vision where all of our "needs" are met by big brother in a communal paradise.   Sorry, got to envoke the "Diff'rent Strokes" theme song here....

"Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some. "
Just because something works on either liberal coast, doesn't mean it will work universally here in the "flyover lands" (that you socially mock in media until you need to kiss our asses for elections), just because you live all piled on top of one another all angry and can't trust each other with guns doesn't mean my little collection here in Ohio needs to be affected. 

Anyway, stay in Tennessee Ms. Judd....

like I said, if I could I would hop on that like a starving dog on a pork chop...and  BTW, is is by far NOT the most revealing picture of her available on the net....way to stay classy if elected Senate

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