2nd Amendment to the Constitution of The United States of America

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

"I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few politicians."
- George Mason (father of the Bill of Rights and The Virginia Declaration of Rights)

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Der Feuhrer....Der Tooter....

Listening to the radio the other day and there was a story about a couple of medical reports that are up for auction that detail the medical profile of Adolph Hitler.  Among the findings was that Hitler was a cocaine addict, a strict vegetarian that had a serious flatulence (that's farting) and received injections of young bull semen to boost his sexual veracity.  Yuck to all of that in spades. The US Government commissioned the report after WWII by interrogating his various physicians and accessing what medical documents that survived the war on the German leader.  I believe it was done to provide some type of profiling (much like a forensic psychologist might do today) to try and identify any future wackos on the international stage.  Either way its funny as all get out to think every time he goose stepped he probably sounded like he was squishing wet bags of dog shite on every leg lift.

Always a dick, Hitler was well known for cutting the cheese
and then waving it in the general direction of his staff
(as shown in this speech from 1938) while shouting
"smells good, ya?!?", to which his minions could only try
and hold their breaths until it passed....

Ironic that the man that envisioned himself as been seen in history as the creator of a "thousand year reich" will now most likely be seen as one of these two South Park characters...

oh wait...he already is a character on that show!!

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