2nd Amendment to the Constitution of The United States of America

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

"I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few politicians."
- George Mason (father of the Bill of Rights and The Virginia Declaration of Rights)

Friday, February 25, 2011

Khadafy sucks....

Look at this guy on the left...his name is Muammar khadafy (or Kadaffi..or Gaddafi...doesn't make a difference)...his occupation is embattled ruler of Libya...his statatus is perpetual douchebag. Seriously...just look at this guy...perpetual douche...madman...murderer...terrorist....

He came to power in 1970 and personally oversaw the creation of a terrorist state that saw the financing of radical anti-western terrorist organizations that caused the deaths of thousands of innocents. His regime has been tied to bombings all over Europe and even the 1972 massacre of Israeli athletes at the Olymics.

Seriously...this guy needs to go. Reuters is now reporting that this ass clown personally directed the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland killing 270 people. Do I need to spell out what needs to happen here...

He even thinks he is some kind of pimp daddy with a penchant for cheesy outfits and sunglasses that look ridiculous on the world stage. He even has a 40 person, all female personal bodyguard that are supposedly trained in martial arts and are selected based on their virginity. How much you want to bet that horny old goat defiles them on the first day. Its like he thinks he's David Caradine from the Kill Bill movies for crying out loud.

Muammar?!?

President Reagan tried to take him out in 1986 in retaliation for bombings that killed American servicemen in Europe. Ron was too old by that time to take on the douche in a fair fight so we sent over some F-111's to do it for him...we came close. We might have taken care of it but I think the crews were tired from having to fly around French airspace because the frogs would not allow us to fly over it from England..

the F-111, Uncle Sugars flying circus loss serious cool points when it retired these bad boys...



This is me in my high school yearbook from 1986...I have seriously hated this mofo for over half my life...

Thankfully, the same Reuters article linked above also says that the info source also claims Khadafy will also take his own life like Adolph Hitler (nice comparison there) instead of letting himself be captured. He may need some help though....

People of Libya, you have the chance to change your future, to rid yourself of a dictator that has amassed a fortune on your backs. A murderer that has killed many of your family members and friends. A madman that actually thinks that he can buy his way back into the international community by paying off the victims of his heinous crimes against humanity. You have the ability to earn your right to be productive members of the world community by removing this boil on the ass of the world.

Now go do that thing you do...



In my version of this event, the POTUS pulls the d-bag in close, whispers "this is for Lockerbie you pole smoking fashion victim!" and then pulls out his hidden G26 and puts one between his eyes....yeah, and the monkeys are preparing for their maiden flight from my ass too..

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