2nd Amendment to the Constitution of The United States of America

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

"I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few politicians."
- George Mason (father of the Bill of Rights and The Virginia Declaration of Rights)

Friday, October 29, 2010

The Dammit Hole

The other day on FaceBookI cursed Adobe Systems for taking a great concept for a universal document reader they called Acrobat and shoving it in the "dammit hole". What's the dammit hole? Its the place something beautiful goes to die after its been corrupted by bad ideas and influence. You reach for something you think is useful and find a piece of crap at your disposal and say "dammit"...and shove it in a proverbial hole...or literally a hole, I don't know what shape your trash can is in...

Some examples...

■Adobe acrobat as mentioned above (try Foxit reader for a relatively lightweight reader for pdf's)
■Laverne and Shirley moving to California.
■Jefferson D'Arcy
■Most shows after Star Trek TNG
■Halloween III
■Windows Vista
■Caveman on Geico add ok.....Caveman series...dammit hole
■The 1984 Chevy Camaro with a 4 cylinder engine
■Pink guns
■The old "new Coke" that was replaced by the "new "old" Coke"
■The remake of John Carpenters The Fog
■ANY version of Van Halen with out Sammy or DLR under the age of 30
■Chinese Democracy (alright I liked Better, but come on 15 years for that?)
■ACU's (should of begged the Marines to let us use MARPAT)
■American Idol without Simon..
■Survivor resorting to Ageism....I guess it will be whites versus non-whites next...
■and yes....Fonzi on water ski's....

please feel free to comment and add your own dammit hole victims...

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